Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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