this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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