I want to make a zoo with you.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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