we're blogging at a bar
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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