sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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