wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize
