come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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