im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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