In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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