You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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