How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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