Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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