Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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