Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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