"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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