so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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