My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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