My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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