My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
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