your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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