All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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