I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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