I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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