I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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