And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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