and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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