dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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