i don't plan on having that self control this summer
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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