Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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