I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
she looked like the before picture.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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