all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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