So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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