Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
smell my finger.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He? As in you personified your dick?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Randomize
