You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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