Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
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