Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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