There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Randomize
