ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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