You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
