I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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