So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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