these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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