I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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