did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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