So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Don't make out with my wife yet
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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