Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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