we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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