no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
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