ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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