Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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