my room smells like sperm. sweet.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Couch. On fire.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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