I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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