I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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