Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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