tell your sister to shave her snatch
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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