how do flat chested girls get laid?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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