I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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